youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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