once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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