I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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