I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Drunk is not a location!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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