this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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