Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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