Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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