Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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