just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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