Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This is the high leading the old right now
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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