im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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