I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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