have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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