did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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