This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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