i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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