I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
