One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I have already put on my inside pants.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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