he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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