You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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