So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
