Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.

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(316): View more from Kansas

You love me.

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That's because, tragically, I adore whores.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.

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(850): View more from Florida

some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie

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(732): View more from New Jersey

That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball

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I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door

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(703): View more from Virginia

What does "mood AF" mean?

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Mood as fuck.

(703): View more from Virginia

Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?

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