i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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