Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
