jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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