I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
