"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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