How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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