Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
i think my cat just said my name.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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