I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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