Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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