i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Be still, my beating vagina.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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