To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
