I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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