I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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