I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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