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(732): View more from New Jersey

You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.

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(812): View more from Indiana

There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)

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this is your brother

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(513): View more from Ohio

i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.

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(916): View more from California

Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck

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