She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i dont even know how to be here
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
