Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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