he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Randomize
