Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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