Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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