Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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