i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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