did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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