I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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