STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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