does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i drank out of a bidet.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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