k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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