you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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